while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and i’M SCREAMING
TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO
France reminds you that it’s ok to break off a friendship that is causing you more pain than happiness. A “friend” who does nothing but hurt and manipulate you is not a friend worth having, and while it may be difficult, your personal well-being is more important than maintaining the illusion of friendship.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour