But you, mister, like, “Ooh, I’m a heavy sleeper, it never wakes me up!”
I am a heavy sleeper! I have slept through an earthquake.
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
Just wait for it.
❝ If one person goes to tell me to shave, I’m just gonna go and shave;
MY FAVOURITE GIFSET OF ALL TIME IS BACK
when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it
Gene -16 - U.S.Gender confused teen who can't eat pizza. Dan Howell is my spirit animal and I'm still an anime nerd at heart.