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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cynicalwatson:

this looks like one of those informercials

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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People who say Germans are Nazis

the-beautiful-world:

ask-deutschland:

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thewanderingdreamer:

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen

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oh-awkward-she-died: spicybutthole: Name: January Nickname: February why is that so funny to me omg Activities: Boy watching  Zoom

oh-awkward-she-died:

spicybutthole:

Name: January

Nickname: February

why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy watching 

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ofhorriblesanity:

forsciencejohn:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS

ALL THE BABIES.

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escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

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when you close the wrong tab

fuckyeahlaughters:

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for-one-shining-moment:

alexhnngston:

  • I would climb you like a barricade.
  • Tomorrow won’t be the only thing that comes.
  • Spend a night with me and you’ll be begging for one day more.
  • I’d like to bring him home, if you know what I mean.
  • I’ll be your prisoner, just call me 24601.
  • On my oooown,pretending you’re inside meeeee
  • Is that a loaf of stolen bread in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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cannibal-vegan:

eat-pray-queeef:

kid-koala:

I AM UNSURE ABOUT EVERYTHING :/

are you sure? 

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thecomedyreliefcharacter:

aqualalonde:

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well that was unexpected

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  1. dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  2. dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  3. dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  4. dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  5. dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
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death-by-lulz: My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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fangirlingunderthestairs: pourim: ibock: skittles what the fuck i think they tasted the wrong rainbow The guy who writes the skittles statuses has had WAY too many Skittles.  Zoom

fangirlingunderthestairs:

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

The guy who writes the skittles statuses has had WAY too many Skittles. 

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